Kids Jokes

From Milly Gladwyn, age 10, United Kingdom

How do you make anti-freeze?

Hide her nightie!

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From Madeline , age 9, Austailia

Can a match box?

No, but a tin can!

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From Platypus , not a parent, Australia

What did one elevator say to the other elevator???

I think i’m coming down with something…

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From Henry Situ, age 12, California

Why did the man freeze his money?

To get cold hard cash!

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From Cecilia, age 9, Ard, OK

What color is a burp?

Burple!

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From Karime, 11 years old, IL, USA

Why are dolls so afraid of cook-outs?

Because of last time that they had a Barbie-Q!

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