Kids Jokes

From Sara, age 10, NE

What is a crab called when he is mad?

Crabby!

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From Zach, age 10, Iowa

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Why did the boy study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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From Lori, 11 years old, Virginia

What runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot, ’cause you can always catch a cold!

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From Lizzy, 9 years old, Croneyville, KS

Why was the calendar excited?

Because it had a date!

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From Arvind Ramesh, 11 years old, Tennessee

Man 1: Hey, have you heard about the kidnapping?
Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: Don’t worry, he woke up!

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