Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
Kids Jokes
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a trampoline?
A woolly jumper!
What do you mean the school must be haunted?
The headmaster keeps going on about school spirit!
What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
A centipede doing ballet!
Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
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