What happens when you make fun of someone short?
They punch you in the ankle!
Kids Jokes
Why does the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”
“Wait,” the 100 dollar bill interrupted,”What’s a church?”
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