When do you have a penny all your life?
When it’s your surname or your first name!
Kids Jokes
What happened to the Barbie doll in the sun?
It got barbie-qued!
A mother had put her child to bed. Thinking he was asleep, she started washing the dishes. About five minutes later the little boy comes down and asks for a glass of water. The mom gave him some water and he was off to bed. One minute later the little boy came back for a glass of water. The mom wondered why the boy could be so thirsty but gave him the water anyway. Two minutes later he came back and asked for another glass of water. Finally the mom asked “Why on earth are you so thirsty?”
The little boy said “Oh the water isn’t for me! tThe ceiling in my room is on fire !”
Where do erasers go for vacation?
To Erasona!
What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
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