Kids Jokes

From Kellie, age 13, Castro Valley, California

What did the brain say to the other brain?

I like the way you think!

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From Anne, age 8, Southampton, England

What’s got a head, a tail but no body?

A coin

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From Tubez, age 12, Australia

‘Where do you get a free car from?

Africa!

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From Coco, age 10, Calgary alberta

Mac: hurry hurry
Hal: I’m rushin’ im rushin’!

Mac: That’s funny I thought you were Canadian!

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From Gulshan, age 10, Brunei Darussalam

Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

He cannot be buried because he is alive!

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From Kevin, age 11, Mooresville, NC

Knock, knock?
Who is there?
Knock Knocking?
Knock knocking who?

I’m not knock knocking on heavens door!

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