Kids Jokes

From Mrs. Christen & class, a teacher, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?

Dwayne the Tub I’m dwouning!

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From Aisha, age 10, Houston, Texas

A cowboy in town came on Friday and stayed for 3 days. And then left on Friday. How did he do that?

His horse’s name was Friday!

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From Missy, age 4, Paris, France

What kind of music do dragons play?

Scales!

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From Phillip, age 10, Bratislava, Slovakia

What is the capital of bikini bottom?

Letter B!

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From Dudester, age 4, London, England

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin!

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From Pierce, age 7, Florida

Why do trains smell ?

Because they toot a lot!

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