Kids Jokes

From Kristy, age 14, London

Why did the man freeze his money?

He wanted cold, hard cash.

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From Jake, age 7, Bryn Mawr

Who steals the soap out of the bathroom?

The Robber ducky!

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From Monica, age 9, Chelmsford, England

What is the biggest city?

Electricity!

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From Saif, age 12, UAE Abu Dhabi

What do you call a house with a dress?

Address!

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From Shoshi, age 12, Los Angeles, California

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?

Because her class is so bright.

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From Kyla, age 8, New Zealand

Is your engine running?

Better go catch it!

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