Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
Kids Jokes
What do you call a kid who naps a lot?
A kidnapper! Call the police!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?
Leslie who runs the fastest?
There was a girl and she was going to church and her grandmother told her to be good. After church the girl’s grandmother asked her “Were you good today?” the girl said,
“Yes, because when a man came by with a plate full of money, I said no thank you!”
Why was the Egyptian boy worried?
Because his daddy turned into a mummy!
‘Waiter,will the pizza be long?’ asked the customer.
‘No,sir it will be round.’ replied the waiter.
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