How do you get a pumpkin to turn into another vegetable?
You throw it up in the air: then squash!
Kids Jokes
Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?
STOP IMAGINING!!
What did the robot say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
What do you call a kid who naps a lot?
A kidnapper! Call the police!
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