Kids Jokes

From Porky, age 12

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

because….He didn’t PEEL well!!!

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From Kaliana, age 10, Kansas, Fort Riley

What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?

Don’t talk about yourself!

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From Zoey, age 12, Germany

How do you get a pumpkin to turn into another vegetable?

You throw it up in the air: then squash!

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From Eliza, age 9, indiana

Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?

STOP IMAGINING!!

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From Lewis, age 9, London

What did the robot say to the petrol pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when I’m talking to you.

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From DJ EJ, age 14, California

What color is a burp?

Burple!

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