Kids Jokes

From Mimi, age 9, Wilmiton North Carolina

What did the traffic light say to the car?

“Don’t look, I’m changing!”

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From Max C, age 10, London,England

What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?

His breath!

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From Cookie, age 9, Wales

What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!

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From Shawn 'the man" Quek, age 6, BeiJing, China

What game do crocodiles play?

Snap!

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From Porky, age 12

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

because….He didn’t PEEL well!!!

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From Kaliana, age 10, Kansas, Fort Riley

What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?

Don’t talk about yourself!

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