Kids Jokes

From Adam, age 12, England

What do you get when someone brings a toilet roll to a party?

A party pooper!

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From Ashley, age 10, Geneva, Florida

What’s the tallest building in Alabama?

The library; it has the most stories!

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From Emily, 13 years old, Delaware

What did one toilet say to the other?

You are looking flushed!

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From Kabir, age 9, Sydney,Australia

Why did Batman lose his pants?

Because he only wears underwear!

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From Skyler, age 10, United States

What dance does a Trampoline do?

Hip-Hop

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From DANIELLE NICHOLE, age 17, ROSEMEAD, CALIFORNIA

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?

PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!

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