What did the pen say to the pencil?
Pens cant talk!
Kids Jokes
If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late
Uvwxyz cause they all come after T!
One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”
So the kid said: “Because I trowed him out the window and he didn’t fly!”
What music does the balloon hate?
Pop!
What makes the road broad?
The letter “B” makes the road broad!
Jack came home from school with a frowny face.
His mother said:”Honey, are you ok?”
Jack answered: “The teacher is stupid.”
Mother: “Why?”
Jack: “He kept on asking Questions!”
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