Maddie: Why did you look under there?
Tula: Under where?
Maddie: I just made you say underwear!!
Maddie: I just made you say underwear!!
Kids Jokes
You’re American before you go in the bathroom and you’er Indian when you leave the bathroom, then what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re a peein,{your European }!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Pens cant talk!
If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late
Uvwxyz cause they all come after T!
One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”
So the kid said: “Because I trowed him out the window and he didn’t fly!”
What music does the balloon hate?
Pop!
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