What do you call a puppet that lives with Luigi?
A Mario-net!
Kids Jokes
What does a brainless man do when he has a plain sheet and wants another ?
He photocopies it !
If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European!
Why did Tigger flush the toilet????????
Because Pooh was in there!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Sarah and Sam studied together in a class. The teacher once called Sam and told him ” I know you copied this question from Sarah.”
Sam answered ” Ma’am, what makes you say that?”
The teacher replies “Because Sarah’s answer to question five is I don’t know and your answer is Me neither!”
The teacher replies “Because Sarah’s answer to question five is I don’t know and your answer is Me neither!”
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