Kids Jokes

From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Deina’s mom has three kids, Snap, Crackle, and…

Deina!

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From Vanessa, age 9, California

Which candy is the funniest?

The laffy taffy!

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From Hi, age 3, Lathrop, San Francisco

Hi.

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From Devin, age 11, Belmont, NC

A mushroom walked into a guy’s birthday party. The dude said, “Hey, you can’t come in here!”
The mushroom said:

“Why not? I’m a fun guy!”

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From Cez, age 13, Skelmersdale,

How do you grow taller?

Stand next to a person who’s smaller than you!

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From Toy, age 3, Utah

What do you call a puppet that lives with Luigi?

A Mario-net!

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