Kids Jokes

From Lulu, age 13, BC, Canada

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto!

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From Namzee, age 12, India

Girl: Where is my b’day gift?
Boy: Can you see the red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road?
Girl: (extremely happy)Yes!?

Boy : I got the same colour nail polish for you!

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From Nehemiah, age 10, Chicago, Ill.

What’s the best sport for fish?

BASS-ketball!

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From Ramisa, age 10, London

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

To find pooh!

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From DR, a reader, Louisiana

How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?

With a Big Dipper.

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From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Deina’s mom has three kids, Snap, Crackle, and…

Deina!

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