Teacher:If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar , how much money would you have ?
Student:One dollar.
Teacher:You don’t know your maths.
Student:You don’t know my dad!
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From Sarah, age 9, Cairo,Egypt
Teacher:If you had one dollar and asked your dad for one dollar , how much money would you have ?
Student:One dollar.
Teacher:You don’t know your maths.
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