Kids Jokes

From Joshua, age 10, Columbus, Ohio

What did the clock say when the boy made it angry?

Don’t get me ticked off!

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From Kaitlyn, age 7, USA

What kind of candy do kids on the school playground like to eat?

Recess Pieces!

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From Mei Li, age 8, USA

What do you get when run Batman and Robin over with a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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From Kiki W, age 10, Barbados

What did the mat say to the floor?

Don’t worry I’ve got you covered.

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From Claire, age 10, Corpus Christi, Texas

Why did one shirt chase the other?

They were playing TAG!

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From Avigayil, age 11, Rockville, Maryland

What’s a mouse’s favorite state?

Swissconsin!

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