Why did E.T. have such big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill!
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From Zuzka, 10 years old, Poland
Why did E.T. have such big eyes?
From Susan, a grownup, VA
Why didn’t Winnie-the-Pooh finish his dinner?
From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania, America
Why do traffic lights never go swimming?
From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania, America
What pet makes the loudest noise?
From Maria, age 8, Kuwait in the city of Jabriya
Why did the orange car stop rolling?
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