Kids Jokes

From Shannon, 13 years old, Canada

Why did the crayon run away and cry?

He was feeling blue.

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From Quentn, 9 years old, United States of America

What’s Spongebob’s favorite day to eat a Krabby patty?

Fry Day!

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From Zuzka, 10 years old, Poland

Why did E.T. have such big eyes?

Because he saw his phone bill!

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From Susan, a grownup, VA

Why didn’t Winnie-the-Pooh finish his dinner?

Because he was stuffed

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

He was making up for a bad summer!

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From Eli, 10 years old, Pennsylvania, America

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

They take too long to change.

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