Kids Jokes

From Emma, 11 years old, US

Why did the bicycle quit the race ?

It was two tired.

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From Kaazim, 10 years old, London

What do you do when you find a green alien?

Wait till it turns ripe!

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From Brenda, 12 years old, United States

Why was the garbage sad?

He got dumped!

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From Heidi Nixon, 12 years old, USA, NC

What is a snowman’s favorite cereal

Frosty Flakes!

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From Ronnie, 10 years old, New York

What cars do small kids ride in?

A mini van!

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From Francisco, 8 years old, Escalon, CA

Why is a bride out luck on her wedding day?

Because she didn’t get to marry the best man!

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