Kids Jokes

From Michael, 9 years old, Washington, D.C

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball field?

She ran away from the ball!

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From Izy, 10 years old, Oklahoma

What happened when Mickey Mouse fell in the tub?

He came out squeaky clean.

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From Kara, 11 years old, USA

How do you fix a video camera?

Tape it!

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From Thiri, 10 years old, Burma

A boy came home with broken teeth.
Mom: Have you been fighting again? You’ve lost your front tooth!

Boy: No mom, I haven’t lost it; it’s in my pocket!

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From Emma, 11 years old, US

Why did the bicycle quit the race ?

It was two tired.

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From Kaazim, 10 years old, London

What do you do when you find a green alien?

Wait till it turns ripe!

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