Kids Jokes

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

A boy walks into a shop.
Boy: Do you happen to have any invisible ink?

Salesperson: Why yes! What color would you like?

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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

Why did Patrick Star put his hot dog in the freezer?

Because he wanted a ” Chili” dog!

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From Viviana Carranza, 10 years old, USA

Why did Kevin bring soap to school?

The weather man predicted showers!

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From Amanda, 6 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?

Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!

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From Tara, 9 years old, Virginia

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

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From Zoe H, 10 years old, Trinity, Alabama

Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky!

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