A girl and a boy are sitting and talking.
Girl: Do you know the time?
Boy: No, we haven’t met yet!
Kids Jokes
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
A boy walks into a shop.
Boy: Do you happen to have any invisible ink?
Salesperson: Why yes! What color would you like?
Why did Patrick Star put his hot dog in the freezer?
Because he wanted a ” Chili” dog!
Why did Kevin bring soap to school?
The weather man predicted showers!
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
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