Kids Jokes

From Coco, 10 years old, Holyoke, Massachusetts, United States

What did Bella from Twilight see when she went to New York City?

The Vampire State Building!

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From M&M, 3 years old, Santa Claus, IN

I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”

THEN, IT HIT ME!

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From Reggiena , 10 years old, Grand Cayman

What do you call a hero that lives in a pot?

Souper-Man!

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From Lizzy, 9 years old

What brand of underwear do mathematicians wear?

Alge bras!

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From Shyanne, 13 years old, Florida

Why couldn’t the two ropes win a race?

Because they were always tied!

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From Taylor, 11 years old, Maryland

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

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