Kids Jokes

From Nimmi Elizabeth, 12 years old, England

Do you remember when you were painting that white picket fence?

well, Tom-Saw-yer!

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From Lauren, 3 years old, Poughkeepsie

What kind of furniture rocks a party?

A rocking chair!

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From Willow, 10 years old, Portland, Oregon

You’re on a horse. There is a cougar in front of you and a tiger beside you. What do you do?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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From Coco, 10 years old, Holyoke, Massachusetts, United States

What did Bella from Twilight see when she went to New York City?

The Vampire State Building!

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From M&M, 3 years old, Santa Claus, IN

I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”

THEN, IT HIT ME!

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From Reggiena , 10 years old, Grand Cayman

What do you call a hero that lives in a pot?

Souper-Man!

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