Kids Jokes

From Francis, 9 years old, Burlington, NJ

Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?

To knock some cents into him!

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From Vishnu B.K., 6 years old, Phoenix,AZ

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?

Papa goes the weasel!

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From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

Stinker-bell!

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From Nimmi Elizabeth, 12 years old, England

Do you remember when you were painting that white picket fence?

well, Tom-Saw-yer!

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From Lauren, 3 years old, Poughkeepsie

What kind of furniture rocks a party?

A rocking chair!

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From Willow, 10 years old, Portland, Oregon

You’re on a horse. There is a cougar in front of you and a tiger beside you. What do you do?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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