Kids Jokes

From Jazmine , 11 years old, Des Moines, Iowa

Why Did The People Bring Toilet Paper To The Party?

Because They Were PARTY POOPERS!

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From Soccergurl4, 12 years old, United States of America

How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake tupid!

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From rei, 9 years old, USA

How can you tell when a sheet is lying?

Because you can see right through it!

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From Francis, 9 years old, Burlington, NJ

Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?

To knock some cents into him!

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From Vishnu B.K., 6 years old, Phoenix,AZ

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?

Papa goes the weasel!

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From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

Stinker-bell!

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