How can you tell when a sheet is lying?
Because you can see right through it!
Kids Jokes
Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?
To knock some cents into him!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel!
What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Stinker-bell!
Do you remember when you were painting that white picket fence?
well, Tom-Saw-yer!
What kind of furniture rocks a party?
A rocking chair!
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