What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?
Put the TV on subtitle!
Kids Jokes
I picked up a man that just came out of a store; he had 4 bags of drinks and a brown bag. I asked him if he needed a ride and he said “If you don’t mind!” So he got in and I drove for a while then the bag moved. I asked the man what was in the bag and he said “None of your applesauce!” and I drove for a while longer and the bag moved again. I asked the man WHAT IS IN THE BAG? and he said,”None of your applesauce!” and I told him that this was my stop so he got out and he left his bag in my car! Do you know what was in the bag?
None of your applesauce!
Why Did The People Bring Toilet Paper To The Party?
Because They Were PARTY POOPERS!
How do you top a car?
Tep on the brake tupid!
How can you tell when a sheet is lying?
Because you can see right through it!
Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?
To knock some cents into him!
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