Kids Jokes

What’s white when dirty and black when clean?

So you and your friends go to heaven. One is named Phil and the other Jack. God said not to step on the purple cloud or something bad will happen.jack fell and he stepped on the purple cloud and he had to go out with a ugly girl.Same thing happened to Phil but he had to go out with a uglier girl. Finally you stepped on the purple cloud and a really pretty girl appeared.

One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”

What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath for 2 weeks?

What did a chicken do in a science class?

There were 3 men stranded on an island. A mermaid came along one day and granted each man a wish. The first man wished that he was back with his wife and kids. The second man wished that he was back with his girlfriend. It was the third man’s turn to make a wish. The third man didn’t have family or friends. So he wished…