Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
Kids Jokes
Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.
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