What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?
I found my sole mate!
Kids Jokes
What’s white when dirty and black when clean?
A blackboard!
So you and your friends go to heaven. One is named Phil and the other Jack. God said not to step on the purple cloud or something bad will happen.jack fell and he stepped on the purple cloud and he had to go out with a ugly girl.Same thing happened to Phil but he had to go out with a uglier girl. Finally you stepped on the purple cloud and a really pretty girl appeared.
She said she stepped on the purple cloud!
One day after school, little Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, “Teacher, what does the word solid mean?”
The teacher replied, “Solid means not hollow – full of itself.”
Jimmy paused for a moment, then he said “My sister is very solid!”
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath for 2 weeks?
Stinkerbell!
What did a chicken do in a science class?
An eggs-periment!
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