A man walks into a bar…
Then he leaves and goes and gets stitches!
Kids Jokes
A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.
The man says:
I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?
Thesaurus of electricity!
WHY COULDN’T THE BIKE MOVE?
BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED!
If the red house is on the right and the green house is on the left, where is the white house ?
in Washington DC!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated” yet?
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
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