Kids Jokes

Have you seen the movie “Constipated” yet?

Is your fridge running

So what do you get when you cross a punch and a line?

I picked up a man that just came out of a store; he had 4 bags of drinks and a brown bag. I asked him if he needed a ride and he said “If you don’t mind!” So he got in and I drove for a while then the bag moved. I asked the man what was in the bag and he said “None of your applesauce!” and I drove for a while longer and the bag moved again. I asked the man WHAT IS IN THE BAG? and he said,”None of your applesauce!” and I told him that this was my stop so he got out and he left his bag in my car! Do you know what was in the bag?