Kids Jokes

From Kasra Maximus M, 9 years old, Berkeley, California

What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?

Thesaurus of electricity!

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From Sam G, 9 years old, Phillippines

WHY COULDN’T THE BIKE MOVE?

BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED!

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From Lyndsi, 11 years old, Ponchatoula Louisiana

If the red house is on the right and the green house is on the left, where is the white house ?

in Washington DC!

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From Jessica, 3 years old, USA

Have you seen the movie “Constipated” yet?

No, it hasn’t come out yet!

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From Laura, 9 years old, USA

Is your fridge running

If it is you better catch it!

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From Alley, 11 years old, Billerica, Massachusetts

So what do you get when you cross a punch and a line?

the answer!!!

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