Kids Jokes

From Brooke M, 9 years old, Louisiana

A MAN DRANK POISON; HOW DID HE SURVIVE?

HE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM!

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From Corygreenwood, 10 years old, Goole

Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

So he can have a sweet dream!

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From Aaliyah, 7 years old, Coventry

What part of the house has a heart beat and breathes?

The living room!

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From AVANTIKA, 10 years old, Colorado

WHO CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN AN OLYMPIC STADIUM?

EVERY BODY. OLYMPIC STADIUMS CAN’T JUMP!

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From Joel, 9 years old, Huntsville, Alabama

Why was the broom late for school?

Because he over swept!

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From Robin, 16 years old, Paris, France

What is Katniss’s favorite kind of chip?

A PEETA CHIP!

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