Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over swept!
Kids Jokes
What is Katniss’s favorite kind of chip?
A PEETA CHIP!
A man walks into a bar…
Then he leaves and goes and gets stitches!
A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.
The man says:
I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?
Thesaurus of electricity!
WHY COULDN’T THE BIKE MOVE?
BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED!
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