Kids Jokes

From Emma, 9 years old, Florida

Kids in kindergarten don’t listen to Jack and the Beanstalk anymore.

Now it’s Jack and the Dangers of Genetically Engineered Bean Seeds.

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From Jace Harrison, 13 years old, Georgia

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry, he woke up.

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From Brooke M, 9 years old, Louisiana

A MAN DRANK POISON; HOW DID HE SURVIVE?

HE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM!

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From Corygreenwood, 10 years old, Goole

Why did the boy put sugar on his pillow?

So he can have a sweet dream!

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From Aaliyah, 7 years old, Coventry

What part of the house has a heart beat and breathes?

The living room!

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From AVANTIKA, 10 years old, Colorado

WHO CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN AN OLYMPIC STADIUM?

EVERY BODY. OLYMPIC STADIUMS CAN’T JUMP!

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