Kids Jokes

Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?

Can I tell you a joke?

Naughty kid calls on the phone.
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: Yes
Kid: Is it running?
Man: Yes
Kid: Hold it or it might run away
…later…
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: No

Why did the little girl run away?

A teenaged girl had been talking on the phone for half an hour, then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father. “Usually you talk for two hours. What happened?”

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?