Kids Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why were the police called to a daycare center?

A three-year-old was resisting a rest!

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From Alejandra Cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!

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From me, 9 years old, USA

Why did the kid cross the pool?

To get to the other slide!

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From 33222, 17 years old

Why did the kid take a broom to bed?

To sweep!

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From Austin , 10 years old, America

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry he woke up!

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From 44443, 3 years old

My new bike is…

wheely great!

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