Kids Jokes

From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

I’m not short.

I’m just more down to earth.

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From Laiqa Najma Binti Rohaizad, 11 years old, Malaysia

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why were the police called to a daycare center?

A three-year-old was resisting a rest!

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From Alejandra Cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!

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From me, 9 years old, USA

Why did the kid cross the pool?

To get to the other slide!

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From 33222, 17 years old

Why did the kid take a broom to bed?

To sweep!

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