Kids Jokes

From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.

Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!

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From Jaken Weedn, 13 years old, Oklahoma

Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry he woke up!

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From Hanna M , age 14, Georgia, USA

Does the bus run on time?

No it runs on wheels!

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From Gia F, 9 years old, Chicago, Illinois

How many mimes does it take to change a light bulb?

One! (don’t talk and put one finger up)

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From Emma, 7 years old, Ohio

How does a train eat?

Choo Choo!

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From Ethan17098, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A guy gets out of jail and runs around town saying “I’m free, I’m free!” and then a boy walks up to him and says …

“I’m four, so what?”

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