Kids Jokes

From Hanna M , age 14, Georgia, USA

Does the bus run on time?

No it runs on wheels!

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From Gia F, 9 years old, Chicago, Illinois

How many mimes does it take to change a light bulb?

One! (don’t talk and put one finger up)

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From Emma, 7 years old, Ohio

How does a train eat?

Choo Choo!

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From Ethan17098, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A guy gets out of jail and runs around town saying “I’m free, I’m free!” and then a boy walks up to him and says …

“I’m four, so what?”

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

I’m not short.

I’m just more down to earth.

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From Laiqa Najma Binti Rohaizad, 11 years old, Malaysia

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

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