Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
Kids Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Haha .
Haha who ?
Why are you laughing ?
Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher mad!
Why is smiles the longest word in this world?
Because there is a mile between the two s’s!
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
“Oh yes,” Came the reply. “She sells sweets!”
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
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