Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
Kids Jokes
What do you call the child of a snowman that married Count Dracula?
Frostbite!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die.
Why did the little girl eat bullets?
Because she wanted to grow bangs.
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