Kids Jokes

From Amanda , 6 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

Why was the shoe late for class?

Because HE WAS TIED UP!

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From Tink-Tink, age 11, Dayton, Ohio

Why does Sonic run so fast?

He’s running from his crazy ex-girlfriend!

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From Bee Lynda, age 10, Malaysia

What starts with a t, ends with t, and is full of t?

Teapot!

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From Sophie, age 10, St.Paul, Minnesota

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

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From DoritozJokerz, 10 years old, Iowa

What do you call the child of a snowman that married Count Dracula?

Frostbite!

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From Riana, 11 years old, California

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because he held up a pair of pants!

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