Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Kids Jokes
Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die.
Why did the little girl eat bullets?
Because she wanted to grow bangs.
What kind of lightsaber did Luke Skywalker use when he was right?
A rightsaber!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, the kid woke up
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