Kids Jokes

A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back

What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels?

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?