Kids Jokes

From Jordyn, age 12, USA

What did the Penny do after he got out of the shower?

He got changed!!

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From Nazifalizada, age 15, Pakistan

What is the plural of baby?

Twins!

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From Hope, age 9, Villanova, PA

What’s a candle’s favorite kind of furniture?

Wicker!

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From Huzaifa Kagalwala, age 13, India

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??

You’re too young to smoke!

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From Lew, age 11, Oceanside, California

Why did the kid turn on the computer?

Because his mom told him to open up the windows!

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From Destiny, age 11, United States Of America (U.S.A)

If you are American outside the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom?

You’re a-peein’!

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