Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Kids Jokes
What did the salad say to the tomato?
Don’t look; I’m dressing!
There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?
He would make a sandwich and eat it!
Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.
What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my eyes on you!
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
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