Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.
Kids Jokes
What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my eyes on you!
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
You call a toe-truck!
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