What do you do when a truck runs over your toe?
You call a toe-truck!
Kids Jokes
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
Why did the girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels?
It wooden go!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!
A guy had a genie who gave 3 wishes.
He asked to be the richest man in the world,
the wish was granted.
He asked for a big house,
Wish was granted.
The last wish he wanted nothing because the genie gave him everything!
Genie: Oh, okay!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
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