Kids Jokes

From Ashley, age 12, United States

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.

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From Lana bobana, age 9, Rockford Illinois

I saw a help wanted sign and…

I ran in and said what’s wrong?

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From Destiny, age 11, Illinois

If you were trapped in a cement box….. and you only had a bat and a ball how would you get out?

1,2,3 strikes your out!

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From Speedy, age 7, NYC, NY, U.S.A

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frostbite!

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From Jacob, age 9, Ontario, California

What do you call a train with a cold?

An Achoo choo train!

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From Joe, 10 years old, Bahrain

What kind of song can you sing in a car?

A cartoon!

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