Kids Jokes

There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?

Who sits on babies?

What did the pen say to the paper?

What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?

What did the dog say to the tree?

A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back