Kids Jokes

From Allie A., age 10, Connecticut

Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”

No, it hasn’t come out yet!

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From SISSA, age 12, YUMA AZ.

I need a new butt.

I have a crack in mine!

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From Matt, age 8, LA

What does a boxer drink?

Punch!

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From Maryam Farooqui, age 10, Abudhabi,

If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?

No! It’s called high blood pressure!

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From Ashley, age 12, United States

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.

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From Lana bobana, age 9, Rockford Illinois

I saw a help wanted sign and…

I ran in and said what’s wrong?

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