There was a boy who had a habit of sucking his thumb. So his mom said, “You will get fat if you don’t stop!” Then the mom invited her friend over who was pregnant.
The boy said, “I know what you have been doing!”
Kids Jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Bully: You’re ugly.
Kid: Why are you talking to yourself?
Why did the square take gym lessons?
To get into shape!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
because his teacher told him it was a peice of cake!
What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Do you mind? I’m changing!
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