Dad, why do I have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to you!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Can't Tell, 10 years old, Canada
Dad, why do I have to go to bed?
From TERRELL, 11 years old, England
WHAT DID THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS SAY TO THE CAR?
From Jamee, 12 years old
What do you call a barbie doll that gets cooked?
From Sharkman, age 14, Whest Hempstead, New York
When is a door not a door?
From Katy, age 10, Dublin, Ireland
What happens to a baby when it eats Rice Krispies?
From Nawaal, age 10, Cape Town, South Africa
Why does a mouse need oil?
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