Kids Jokes

From Dyliedyl, age 7, CA

Where do you plant kids?

Kinder garden!

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From Kaitlyn, age 4, Missouri

Why did the orange get half way up the hill?

Because it ran out of juice.

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From Cammy, age 15, USA

Who stole the soap out of the bathroom ?

The robber-duck!

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From Anna, age 12, Connecticut, USA

What did the girl say to her mom while they were baking?

Can I be the flour girl?

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From Regan, 12 years old,

Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?

So he could make a clean getaway!

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From Sophie D, 8 years old, Overland Park,Kansas

What happens at a toy hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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