Kids Jokes

From Anna, age 12, Connecticut, USA

What did the girl say to her mom while they were baking?

Can I be the flour girl?

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From Regan, 12 years old,

Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?

So he could make a clean getaway!

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From Sophie D, 8 years old, Overland Park,Kansas

What happens at a toy hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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From Turtle, age 11, U.S.A

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue!

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From Eliza, age 8, Indiana

WHAT HAPPENS TO ICE WHEN IT HEARS A FUNNY JOKE?

IT CRACKS UP!

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From Sara, age 12, London England

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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