A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
Kids Jokes
What part of a song can you cross?
A bridge!
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a boogie under it!
Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?
Hannah: Well, the invitation said from 5-7 and I’m 8.
What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?
Milk and qwackers!!
Toothbrush: “Sometimes I feel like I have the
worst job ever.
Toilet Paper: “Yeah, right.”
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