Why did the lady tie skates to her chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Kids Jokes
Why did the ball roll down the hill?
Because it was on a roll!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
What happened to the kid who was allergic to perfume?
He got SCENT to the doctor!
Why did the boy bury his flash-light?
Because the Batteries were dead!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
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