There were three men. One was a baseball player. He said, “I don’t like baseball. It is too much work.” So he threw the baseball out the window. The other man was a football player, he said, “I don’t like football any more,” so he threw the football out the window. The last man was in the army. He said, “I don’t like the army anymore.” He threw a grenade out the window. After a little while, the baseball player was walking and saw a little girl crying. He said, “What is wrong?” She said, “I got hit with a baseball!” And the football player saw a little boy crying. He asked, “What is wrong?” The boy said he got hit with a football. Then the army person was walking and saw two little kids laughing and asked them what was so funny.
They said, “My dad farted and the house blew up!”
