What does my dad use a smoke detector for?
To tell me when dinner is ready!
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too young to smoke!
How do you turn on the light in a room with a broken light switch?
By fixing it!
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
Why did the ghost have so much trouble buying a house?
He couldn’t find one without a living room!
What is a green house made of?
Glass
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