What did the cow say to the house?
I’m gonna moooove on in!
Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
Why did the refrigerator hum?
Because it didn’t know the words!
Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
Why was the man having trouble with the door?
He couldn’t get a handle on it.
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
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