Why was the man having trouble with the door?
He couldn’t get a handle on it.
There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
There is a man who lives in a one-story house, and everything in it is pink. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs. It’s a one-story house!
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Too bad I’m still working on it!
What does my dad use a smoke detector for?
To tell me when dinner is ready!
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