What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
The blonde replied, “My computer keeps saying I’ve got mail.”
Why is it better to have a tree in your house than a dog?
Because its bark will not bother the neighbors!!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
Barbecue tonight??
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