There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Every animal! Houses can’t jump!
Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
How many wizards douse it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what you want to change it into!
Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
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