Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
Health and Body
How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
Sleeping comes easy to me.
I can do it with my eyes closed!
What did one hair say to the other hair?
It takes two to tangle.
Were you long in the hospital?
No, I was same size I am now!
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